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10 Jokes for Dad on Father's Day


Are you that person who has the entire family about to wet their pants around the dinner table?  It’s ok, neither are we. So here are ten cringe-worthy jokes and one-liners that are so bad dad will have will have no other choice than to laugh.

 

1. Father's Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.

-David Letterman

2. Did you know milk is the fasted liquid ever...?

-It's pasteurized before you even see it! 😂😂

3. Being a father is is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. 

4. Two satellites got married...

-The wedding was pretty boring but the reception was fantastic! 🤣 (best one yet). 

5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? 

-Fsh! 

6. What do toys and boobs have in common? 

-Both are made for children but it's the father who plays with them the most! 

7. What's red and bad for your teeth? 

-A Brick! 

8. How does a barber get to work early? 

-He knows all the shortcuts! 

9. Why are fathers like parking spaces? 

-The good ones are already taken! 

10. What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs? 

-Anything you want, he can't hear you! 

Now if that didn't make your dad laugh or at least question the four years you spent at college we don't know what will. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY 2017! 👍🏼

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