Father’s Day is the perfect time to celebrate the dads who fill our lives with love, wisdom, and, of course, humor. Hence, is there a better way to honor your dad than with a good laugh? Here’s a collection of 50 fun Father’s Day jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your dad’s face. Whether he loves classic dad jokes or enjoys a clever pun, these jokes will make this Father’s Day extra special.
50 Father's Day Jokes
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful dad?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
- Why did the dad sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time!
- How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
- Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
It’s two-tired!
- What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
- Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
- How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
- What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
- How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moos-paper!
- What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
- Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
- How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
- Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
- Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
- Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
- Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels!
- How do you catch a whole school of fish?
With bookworms!
- What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hey there, bud!
- Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick!
- Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
- How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
- Why did the math teacher go to the beach?
To work on his tan-gent!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
- Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up the pants!
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
- Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
- How does a dog stop a video?
By hitting the paws button!
- What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
- Why do fish always sing off-key?
Because you can’t tuna fish!
- Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
- What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeño business!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
- How does a tree get on the internet?
It logs on!
- What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
- What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
- Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it!
Celebrate Father's Day With Treehut
Bring some extra joy and laughter to your celebrations with these fun and clever Father's Day jokes. They’re sure to make your dad smile and add a delightful touch to the festivities. More importantly, however, don't forget to pick a special gift for Father's Day too!
